'Marathi Manus' discovers a permanent cure to baldness:-

In an edifying discovery that could very well lead to a path breaking drug which
could permanently cure the baldness problem.
As per our correspondent in hyderabad an ATGB(About to Go bald)
software professional who was disparately trying to save each of his
countable hairs discovered a treatment which he claims would permanently
cure his baldness,he even went to an extent of quoting that soon this world
would be a place without bald men.
When interviewed he elaborately described his story with excruciating pain
which made one and all cry after vicariously experiencing the suffering
a bald man has to go through everyday.Often abased for his baldness by
his fellow colleges the courageous ATGB decide to give a fight against destiny
(The ATGB has a family history of baldness since
last 1200 years as he quotes,he said he would share the proofs as well).

Initailly when he started massaging his hair with mysterious hair conditioner
and not washing them after its application (against all standard procedures) he
became the laughing stalk of his room-mates who would always pass
sarcastic comments not without flaunting their long grown hair.But the ATGB continued to fight
against all odds and he today almost ran naked shouting 'Eureka Eureka'when he discovered
that the treatment he was working on clandestinely actually worked successfully. He claimed
that the treatment is capable enough to revitalize the hair growth even on a dead skull
remains.He became too emotional to hold back his tears while announcing this news to
press.He said his room-mates sarcasm about his baldness inspired him greatly but
he said he would not spare anyone of them especially a professional report
writer working with a well known company but he did not reveal his name.We
came to know from our inside sources that his name is Jatin Bisht.He has
gone missing since he came to know about this discovery.There have been
violent agitaions in the city by the members of ATGB demanding Jatin's
arrest.Citing the graet risk posed to him and his family, his family has
been provided with the police protection and has been escorted to a safe place
but one of the ATGB activist said that they will seek revenge and will track Jatin from any
corner of the world and will bring him to justice,the activist also said that they have employed MOSSAD for
tracking Jatin.
The young ATGB has already got his treatment patented today by paying a fees of 101Rs.
Manmohan singh personally handed over the patent certificate to him.
He has been approached by many hair care product companies in the world
offering him a multi millionaire deal for his treatment the highest bidder
being Garnier offering him 750Million in cash and 20% of the profit.
There is no confirmation on this yet.
Even bollywood has welcomed the new treatment wholeheartedly,a famous
director Ram gopal verma said he would produce a film depicting this story.
The famous Soap Opera producre Ekta Kappor said she would dedicate an episode
in 'Kyuki Saa Bhi........',she said the theme of the dedicated episode would be
Tulsi loosing her interest in Mihir after he suffers baldness but Mihir goes
for "this" treatment and their relationship starts blossoming again
with the reappearence of the hairs on Mihirs's Head.
Sachin tendulkar said he would freely endorse this treatment in the national interest.
Prathibha Patil has approved this patent after personally testing it and she said she
would no longer have to travel with her head covered under her saree as she herself
suffered from baldness(No one knew of this before).
After coming to know that the ATGB who discovered this treatment is there on twitter,
the twitter server almost crashed as almost 1 billion people logged in to twitter
and orkut to see his profile.
Google said there have been 1.2 Billion hits on google.com searching for this treatment info.
Google CEO Larry page said he would invest 1 Billion doller in R & D of this new treatment.
A new center for this treatment would be opened in the ATGB's hometown of Nasik.
Shoba De has already started working on his Biography titling 'making of a bald parvenu'.
National Geography has already approached the ATGB for a documentary.
Asif ali Zardari said they would give away Kashmir Happily to India if this new treatment
could treat his Baldness (so that he could again propose Sarah Palin,last time when two
met in new york Sarah Plain rejected Zardari's proposal on the grounds of his baldness).
the last but not the least president Barack Obama has conveyed his personal contact number
to him saying that he can reach him on his personal phone in case he needs anything from USA.
(This should not be mistaken with a scene in the movide My name is Khan).

Reporting from Hyderabad for NDTV India Barkha Dutt.
(This is an imaginary story triggered by a real incident of me applying
hair conditioner and then keeping it for whole day when noticed by my room-mate
Ankit and then went on to become the Joke Of the month)